This week, we get a glimpse of Widmore's wrinkly old submarine, Principal Reynolds has no dick, and give me Island or give me DEATH!

This week, Claire combs her hair with DHARMA Ranch Composite, Sayid is only mostly evil, and the reach around is from the CockMonster!

This week, Harvey Lee Oswald shoots FJK, Jacked gets breathy while Doja-coin sings us a song, and Boothe rises out of the water to save the day!

This week, we're sitting on the floor, shitting and drinking, Locke waits for Rose to die instead of waiting in the unemployment line, and Sawyer meets the Cockmonster!

This week, we play a whole lotta three-hole, Lacy reads Gilgamesh in Japanese, and Sayid was only "mostly dead!"

This week, Sawyer learns Krav Maga, our mortal remains circle baggage claim for all eternity, and THE BEACONS ARE LIT!

This week, Kate makes everyone want to blow up the Island, A-Aron is in the guitar case, and Sawyer kicks Jack right in the Dural! Plus, we say goodbye to season five! Holy cow!

WE'RE BACK, BABY!

Join us today for something completely unexpected, even by us! Lacy predicts her death, we scoop up some tamale puke, and get "sedimental" about the podcast end growing closer!

JUST LISTEN TO IT, WOULDJA?!

Hey, LOST fans! We're BACK with the LAST season preshow!

Join us as we answer some LOST related questions, Lacy tells a stupid joke and then says something dumb, and we get excited for the bittersweet LAST season of our podcast!

WATCH IT, WOULDJA?!

Hey, LOST fans! Join us for a quick post-season chat!

We celebrate ALL our Power Ranking winners & losers thus far, name our favorite one-liners of season five, discuss the "Dead is Dead" controversy, and reveal the new merch.

Help us say goodbye to season five!

Help us close out season five in the bonus episode! We talk about fan theories and time travel explanations post-S5, announce the aggregate and superlative Power Ranking winners & losers, chat a tiny bit about the Mandela and Butterfly Effects, and hear Derek's theories after season five and questions heading into the end! Be a cool kid, and join us!

This week, Kate makes everyone want to blow up the Island, A-Aron is in the guitar case, and Sawyer kicks Jack right in the Dural! Plus, we say goodbye to season five! Holy cow!

This week, Jacob touches kids and then they lie, the ghost of Frogurt can be heard screaming, and the four of us are all ohhh, ohhhh, oh, ohhhh, ohhhhhhh, hanging tough!

This week, Lady Gaga has babies and eats one, we hold a disturbing Spelling Bee, and Lacy loses her shit over an airtight Christy!

This week, we desperately try to wrap our heads around temporal paradox, Faraday joins Winger, and we hire a 1.5 million-pound research GIANT!

This week, LAPIDUS has a chest fox that brings all the girls to the cockpit, we beg the Smoke Monster for forgiveness, and ALL of the hair is dumb!

This week, LaFleuwyer, Miley, and Hurles do their best not to disappear, we try to wrap our heads around time travel, and Jaocke takes the "hypocritic" oath!

This week, we karate kick some potato doors, take sugar cube psychedelics, and shoot rice pudding from our dicks!

Hey, LOST fans! Join us for a quick mid-season chat!

We talk about the best & worst moments of the season so far, Lacy has probably the worst joke yet, and we answer some fan questions! Plus, don't miss how Lacy nearly died!

Join us to get excited for the second half of season five!