This week we drink a shit ton of tranquilizers, Soyeed & Sire interrogate Claire, and WE WANNA GO HOOOOOMMEEEE!

This week we prep for Juliet’s journey to the island, talk about the dangers of cum eye, and choose our favorite season three moments so far!

Join us for the fun before we begin season three, episode sixteen of LOST!

This week the scissor sisters are in the grove, we get LOST in the ludicrous storyline, and Sawyer’s dick is so good it’ll make you break the law!

This week we get grossed out by some bug updates, recoil from the Brazillian Wandering Spider, and celebrate the indictment of Donald Trump!

Join us for the fun before we begin season three, episode fifteen of LOST!

This week it’s Razzle-Dazzle time! We welcome Dave & Con Seannery, sweep the perimeter before shoving diamonds up our asses, and get an $8 million yeast infection!

This week we’re joined by Dave from Lost the Plot, spontaneously tell a four-part joke, and discuss television and movie’s greatest dialogue!

Join us for the fun before we begin season three, episode fourteen of LOST!

This week we cock our guns so you know we’re serious, play seven in heaven in the closet with Locke, and say “piece of paper in Peter’s pocket” five times fast!

This week we pay tribute to Lance Reddick, cry about American health insurance, and talk about the worst accidents we've ever been in!

This week we get pierced and listen to rock & roll, watch nature moms with our show, and whip out a lightsaber to chop of Claire’s hand!

This week we talk about bearing 305 on the island, what we did on hiatus, and, our favorite women!

This week we put our weapons down, so we're not too threatening, Poopstick Paulo strikes again, and we get ABSOLUTE ZERO BEER STRAIGHT INTO OUR MOUTHS.

This week we prep for a Sayid episode, say "beer" eight ways, and learn the best time to drink wine!

This week we ride shotgun to Shambala, give the HEE HO to pop the clutch, and run out of fucking oat bars!

This week Caleb pays us a visit, we choose our favorite Hurley moments, and Lacy gets naked (really)!

This week we're ordered to be marked, get Poo Poo Platter tattoos, and pop a few ping pong balls out of our super pussies!

This week Christy hates the Super Bowl, Ben forgets his worst Valentine's Day, and Lacy tells an ORIGINAL joke!

This week we paint the ceiling red, wonder if Locke might be a serial killer, and get mesmerized by the Creepy Time Travel Lady!

This week we talk about Richard Alpert’s eyeliner, who’s gonna win an Emmy next year, and groan over Lacy’s extra awful joke!

This week we ram heads for fish biscuits, get creamed by a bus, and shoot at vicious field mice!

This week learn about killer tumors, discuss our favorite sci-fi, and hear an ex-cellent joke!